PC*
Polystyrene
Cup
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*Please be aware that this is a Politically Correct Polystyrene Cup
Cup may contain hot liquid. Or cold liquid, maybe even slightly tepid liquid. Equally cup may contain no liquid-which in cases of advanced dehydration can prove dangerous. Cup may also contain nuts.
Be warned that attaching cup to another cup with a piece of string only acts as a very basic telephone. Use in emergencies should be avoided.
Polystyrene can occasionally cause high-pitched squeaking, which could, possibly, despite almost infinitesimal odds, attract the
interest of nearby rabid dogs. In the event of being bitten contact a doctor, or nurse-who are also very qualified, immediately.
See previous note on telephone.
Always check cup for loose change before drinking as cup may have previously been used by persons in a indeterminate state of residence (homeless people).
Warning. Fluid in cup can only be used to put out very small fires
