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*Please be aware that this is a Politically Correct Lamppost
Do not look directly at the light emitted by lamppost as this may cause temporary, partial or total blindness, not that blind people are any less capable than fully sighted people. That said, if you do wish to stare into the lamp feel free.
The public should be aware that at times dogs will exercise their free choice and choose to urinate on the base of this lamppost, as is their right, causing the ground to become slippery underfoot. The public should also be aware that this right applies to all animals, as all animals’ urine is equal.
Do not attempt to ride any bikes that are propped up against lamppost as they are often chained to the lamppost by a lock and could result in injury. Thieves attempting to cut through chains should do so with caution as cutting apparatus may be sharp.
